The President: Do you think it's fate or do you think it's just weird?
Me: I think it's fate.
The President: Yea, it's just weird.


-Were they even listening to me?
-I, er uh, don't think so...

- "So, Governor Moulton, what are your dislikes?"
- "People who whistle in public restrooms."


So, last night I went to go see House and it blew my fucking mind. Throughout the the movie I was unsure if I should laugh, cry, or ask the girl sitting in front of me to marry me. I've been trying to describe it to myself ever since it finished and the best I can up with is some odd sort of mix between "Arrested Development" and "Tim & Eric", with a cinematic sense of Natural Born Killers on Yellow Submarine, along with Japanese schoolgirls. This movie was just relentless, I mean at least Buffalo '66 has the "Moonchild" scene to bring it back to Earth. The only real problem with this movie is trying to read white subtitles on a white dress, but other than that I wholly recommend this movie to the three people who might read this.

PS- There was also an awesome Schlitz commercial in the previews...