"Can I give you a penny...with my number on it?"

So, last night we found a secret Denny's that actually has beer...




- I put it in my wrong pocket.
- Don't you mean right pocket?
- No, I mean left pocket!

"How do you get a body for a ghost?"
"That's the problem!"



So, I went to go see Buffalo '66 last night and it was extremely entertaining. It played much differently then the first time I saw it, for a variety of reasons, but it was arguably more impressive the second time around. The real shame was, however, that they tried to follow it up with another movie, Star 80. This movie was really good too, but following 110 minutes of, dare I say, cinematic brilliance, it seemed a bit like an afterthought...

The waitress gave me crabs...

So, my birthday might not have been anything to brag about, but it was still pretty fun. It started in the morning, as these thing often do, with a quaint little jog. After that was out of my system, I went to make my first alcoholic purchases. Both cashiers drew attention that it was my birthday and at Albertson's it even said Happy Birthday on the screen. awwwwwww. After we went to BevMo and the big WholeFoods in Pasadena. Both of these store were very overwhelming, much like my first time at Amoeba, but I should be able to handle it next time. After a short trip to Guitar Center and a brief retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I went home and opened the rest of my presents and waited for the evening. For dinner we went to Joe's Crab Shack and it was pretty cool. I got three drinks and one of them came with a toy shark. However, it soon turned for the worst when I was forced to parade around the restaurant wearing who knows what with people singing to me. But after I got home we shared a nice family shot of rum and Corey and Mark came over to round out the evening with some television and picture taking. Like I said, it might not have been the most eventful, but I accomplished much of what should be accomplished on a 21st birthday.

I think I could probably break a skinhead...

So, today was pretty cool. I discovered and fell in love with the lamest song in the history of calame-ity. I also got some starter supplies for my new career as a hipster, I just haven't figured out what kind of cigarettes to get. I don't know if the rain will let me do anything tonight, but at least I have some white tequila that seems to fit me nicely. As for my last day I will probably do something pointless and time consuming, like go to the beach...

So, I got stung by a bee today like right behind my ear. I mean, seriously, what kind of bee stings you right behind your ear. I can't get no respect either. I mean earlier today I was walking around and some guy was handing out respect and when I went up to him he said:
"Sorry, we're all sold out." and I said
"What do mean all sold out? you're not even selling it. And who's this 'we'? I don't see anyone else handing out respect."
"Oh yea! Well, the economy."


'Nuf said...